Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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