Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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