Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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