Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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