I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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Have fun and good luck.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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