can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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