walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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