is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it