I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.