You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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