i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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