Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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