And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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