there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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