doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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