it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?