just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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