Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.