I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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