He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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