Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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