I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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