her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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