Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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