I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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