i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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