I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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