i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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