Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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