what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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