Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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