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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.

  (917): View more from New York City

  Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.

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• (805): View more from California

  all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.

  (917): View more from New York City

  Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.

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• (213): View more from California

  And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all

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• (415): View more from California

  I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants

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