Barsexuality is the new black.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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