Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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