So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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