guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
birth control should be required to get into college
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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