I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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