Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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