Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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