Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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