When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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