Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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