What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
my liver is dry heaving
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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