We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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