you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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