The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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