I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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