Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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