2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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