we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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