Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I didn't notice because vodka
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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