Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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