i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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