I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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