I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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