Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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