Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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